Besides coming to the realization that Jewish food is not amongst the most attractive snacks on the block, I have noticed that we manage to force more consonants into a still fairly pronounceable word than any other ethnic cuisine. Plus one for the chosen people! Imagine if I could play tzimmes in Words with Friends? For a triple word score? Jackpot!
Borscht is another food with a mind boggling number of consonants. Now, it is confession time. Truth- I have never eaten borscht before. Mostly because it sounds disgusting- beet soup is about as appealing as having a root canal on a blind date. I would rather stay home and catch up on Golden Girls on my Tivo thank you very much! But that was before Bubbe mentioned that her Bubbe’s borscht included sour cream, which made it a beautiful shade of pink. Now I am on board! Finally, a Jew recipe as attractive as its people! I pictured my Great-Great-Bubbe (GGB) slaving over a hot stove on a bitter cold Russian night, lovingly stirring her borscht and swigging vodka to stay warm. That was until Bubbe told me GGB was British. There goes that dream. But my dream of making her pink soup is still alive and well. It’s borscht time!
It is summer here in Austin, Texas. Those three months weeks of winter were brutal! So I decided to go with GGB’s summer borscht. Here is all you need for your very own beet soup. I used boxed chicken stock (the horror!), but you can always make your own or use vegetable stock to keep things kosher.
To make this a protein packed meal, I switched out the traditional sour cream for Greek yogurt, and the red wine vinegar for this snazzy strawberry basil vinegar I found at my local Tar-jay. Unfortunately, I made the amateur mistake of not realizing red wine vinegar is red while this vinegar is black. Luckily it did not affect the Pepto shade of my soup!
First, fill a large sauce pan with water and bring to a boil. Remove the tops of your beets, and boil for 40 minutes.
While your beets are cooking, chop your green onions and cucumbers in to small pieces. In a large bowl, combine chicken stock, vinegar, yogurt, sugar, lemon, salt and pepper. When the beets are done, remove the beets to cool and reserve the liquid. Add the cooled liquid to the mix. This is where I got a little nervous about the color. This certainly isn’t the lovely pink shade Bubbe promised- it was more brown than anything!
Add in the cucumbers, green onions and dill. When the beets are cool, peel and dice them and then add them to the soup. Side note, your hands will look like this. Do not fear, I had a normal shade of pale in time for my date a few hours later! The key to beet stain removal is lots of soap and a prayer.
Here is where the magic happened. Ooh! Ahh! Turns out I do like borscht! Who knew? The perfect meal for a summer in February kind of day.
- 2 cups fresh beets I used 5. You can used canned too, but I will judge you
- 2 cups vegetable stock
- 3 cups Greek yogurt
- 3 tablespoons sugar
- 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
- Juice of 1 lemon
- 1 small cucumber
- 1/3 cup green onions
- 2 tablespoons dill
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Fill a large sauce pan with water and bring to a boil.
- Remove the tops of your beets, and boil for 40 minutes.
- Chop green onions and cucumbers.
- In a large bowl, mix stock, yogurt, vinegar, sugar, lemon, salt and pepper.
- Then add in cucumbers, green onions and dill.
- When the beets are cool, reserve the liquid and peel and chop them into small pieces.
- Add 2 cups of the beet juice to the stock mixture.
- Lastly, add the chopped beets to the soup.
- Chill to serve cold. Garnish with Greek yogurt and dill.